diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

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“Don’t be seduced into thinking that that which does not make a profit is without value.”
— Arthur Miller (via wordsnquotes)

Like volunteering!!

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mufasamonsta:

tahthetrickster:

i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

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AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

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"THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”

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whenever i try and learn something new

  • me: It seems that I am not immediately excellent at this
  • me:
  • me:
  • me:
  • me:
  • me: it is because I am a failure
  • me: everything I touch dies
“There’s more to us than the moment we made a bad decision.”
Orange Is the New Black creator Jenji Kohan, via Huffington Post, July 16, 2014. (via orangeis)

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mahbuddymycroft:

fivetail:

dopernose:

Back in prehistoric times it was just a free for all. God was putting antlers on everything and made 7 foot tall gophers with wings, it was a mess.

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Look at this poor, impractical bastard. 

The prehistoric era was God’s Deviantart stage.

Now he just hides all of his stupid-looking OCs in the ocean where no one can find them.

I can’t not reblog this

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co-ver:

Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies. For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house

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tastefullyoffensive:

Yer a hazard, Harry! [ferribitch]